25 Şubat 2013 Pazartesi

TV Notepad: Wednesday and Thursday Comedies.

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Parks and Recreation

--Oatmeal Ann and Catfish Ann each more beautiful than the last.
--Sperm Bank of America and Sewage Joe great little scene
--Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants
--Part of the reason I love Leslie is that she won't allow common sense or re-measured expectations to diminish her enthusiasm or drive.
--Sick Chris FTW!
--"I have voided more than Tom's body weight in the last twelve hours alone."
--Love April playing Leslie.  Topless Park.
--"My God.  I have driven Ann right into the belly of the Douche."
--"My idea of a perfect family doesn't include a soulmate"
--"What's more cuterous than your uterus?"
--Andy is the best and truly brings out the best in April.  Love them.

The Office

--Evil Andy kinda rocks.
--Still hate everything that the boom operator touches.
--It's uncanny how much I am enjoying the fighting between Pam and Jim.  Those beats are played as naturalistically as their unrequited romance was in the early seasons.
--Can't believe even for a second that Andy being gone for three months wouldn't be noticed.  The bonus check pushes it over the limit.

Community

--The filmed in front of a live studio audience but worked better on Scrubs.
--Greendale Babies is brilliant though.
--Troy and Britta are a thing, I think.  Not sure what to make of the fountain bit.
--Fred Willard as Pierce was inspired.
--Chevy trying to come up with a ball joke was funny.
--One of you will tell me what the hell we just did, right?
--This would have tonally fit in with any other Community season, though there was a smack of desperation--that they were trying too hard.

1600 Penn

--The only thing about this show that doesn't work is Josh Gad and Skip.  I hate that.
--Jenna Elfman is the bomb. 
--The first bit of Xander/Marigold development since the pilot.  This is a good thing.
--Becca is a little hard to take at times, though "I'm their loser friend" was funny.
--Xander's campaign speech was great.  Very Max from Parenthood.
--The "caucus" devolving into internal battles was pretty spot on.  Is Gilchrist a Republican?  Does it matter?
--I've loved how the show refuses to engage in the unwed mother and now it takes liberal demagoguery on as well.

Archer

--Lots of allusions to Midnight Run.
--Archer and Ron on the road together is great.
--Don't care for the Ron Cadillac backstory.  Not needed.  Wish he wasn't as compromised as the rest of the cast.
--Though I love Top Chef's Kevin as the cross dressing, kidnapper.
--Jon Waters directing the Road Warrior.

Legit

--My favorite episode since the pilot:  funny, wrong, and oh so right.
--The date sequence was great.  Jeffries just riffing on relationships and the like.
--"I could never have sex with something I respect."
--Love the entire airplane sequence.  Loved all the passengers and how they took pro- or con- Jim positions.  What a great sense of community that was developed in just a few moments.
--Mindy Sterling as the mom is pretty great, though I find it difficult to believe that she is old enough to have Dan Bakkedahl as a son.
--"Window gets an armrest and the wall.  Middle gets two armrests.  Aisle gets an armrest and little bit of extra leg.  We are not animals.  We live in a society."
--Glad to see the black nurse from the pilot will be back in the series from here on out.
--The gays not blacks sequence at the baggage check out was hysterical.

Suburgatory

--Tessa becomes the producer of Teen Talk, which becomes Body Talk when Ryan Shay has to become a last minute host and he turns it into a discussion of his body.
--Ryan's afterschool activities include: modelling, nude modelling and boy band practice
--"His pediatrician says exhaustion."
--"Talk to my glutes, they're all ears"
--"I always thought it would be Seacrest."
--The Dallas-East Chatswin plot did little good for the adults (the godfather?, living in the car?), but did give Dahlia some great bits
--"When I want to get hydrated, I like to take drinks through my mouth."
--I'm a little disturbed that more than half the student body of East Chatswin are minorities, but love that it shows the relative colorblindness of today's youth.  "Everyone at my new school is tanner than me."
--Loved East Chatwin versions of Malik, Mr. Wolfe and especially Tessa.
--The fight between Tessa and Ryan was incredibly real and right on time.  I'm surprised at how beautifully the show is portraying the growing relationship between the two.  It's touching and just right in every beat.

Modern Family

--A pretty good episode.
--Luke attacking Lily is a good thing.
--"No batteries in her mic." 
--"I know how he got sick--from chewing all the scenery."
--Anger motivating both Phil and Mitchell to success makes me uncomfortable.
--Pepper was dialed back a bit, and I appreciate that.
--The psychic bit was belabored as was the happy family (Haley, Dylan, Lily, baby) right under Claire's nose. 
--The "Cats in the Cradle" bit was great, though it is impossible for Phil to have never heard of the song before.

The Middle

--This season the show has been on fire.
--I love what they have been doing to humanize Axl.
--The iPad bit was a little forced.  I understand Brick's desire, but the thought they wouldn't have to buy Brick another book is misguided and wrong.
--Loved everything with Sue.  The smile to tears, the winning of the respect of her teacher, etc.  All great.

The Neighbors

--Haven't watched this since the first two episodes, except in passing.  The show has gotten much funnier.
--Solid laughs from both mothers as they tried to invade their kids private lives.
--And from the dads as they prepared to battle.
--Or it could have been a fevered memory.


SNL: Justin Bieber and Justin Bieber

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We're back with a brand new SNL.  And for the second time this season, the host is also the musical guest.  Earlier this fall we were treated to a pretty good episode with Bruno Mars, but how will Bieber do?  He was the musical guest a few years back when Tina Fey was hosting, and he appeared in a few sketches to some notice.  And of course he appeared in an arc on CSI but that ended with him dying in a blaze of gunfire.  While nothing quite that dramatic should happen, based on his other work I would expect that he should have a good sense of humor about him.

We shall see...

By the way, we are joined this evening by The Kid who shall provide her own commentary on this Bieber-centric experience..  Her thoughts on Bieber pre-show are:  "No."

This won't end well for us at all.

Opening:  Super Bowl Blackout

We start with a Super Bowl blackout sketch lampooning the truly horrific part of the night, the inability of the sports commentators to vamp.  This was so bad on Sinday that it sent us to Downton Abbey.  Jay Pharoah is very funny as Shannon Sharpe.  The bottom of the barrel commercial was very funny.  "It's a new world, now."  Great opening.

The Kid thinks:  It was actually telling the truth because the lights were out, and we're waiting and this day sucks cause there's nothing to talk about.

Monologue:  Happy Valentine's Black History Month

This is a funny hybrid that has been a long time.  "Denzel Washington invented the peanut."  Sorry.  "Maya Angelou invented the peanut."  Whoopi Goldberg is JB's girl.  Silly, but fun and without a real ending.  Like most of the sketches/monologues this season.

The Kid thinks:  Eh.  (Though she laughed heartily throughout.)

The Californians

This is one of my least favorite recurring sketches.  Though Bieber gives good Californian accent.  At least he's game, and he has his own mirror.  Sigh.

The Kid thinks:  Man, this is annoying.  My eyes are hurting.  That's how bad this is.

The Justin Bieber Body Doubles

This is a chance for the entire cast to play Bieber.  A lot of fun.  "Some of them are black, they aren't fooling anybody." "Neither are you, homey." A Bieber on Bieber dance off.  And then an ab off.  Then Kate McKinnon pulls out her Ellen for the win.  Lots of silly Bieber puns, hopefully getting them out of their system for the rest of the night
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The Kid thinks:  Ah, Ellen.  That is the truth.  Otherwise, eh.

Bravo Sizzle Real

An on the nose parody of Bravo's predilection to give a reality show to anyone even vaguely associated with anyone in show business.  But it was hitting the same joke over and over and over and over.

The Kid thinks:  That was funny, but I'm tired.  Can I please go to sleep?

Justin Bieber: As Long as You Love Me

Ah, acoustic Bieber.  That's a thing now, I guess.  But when did Jeffrey Ross start playing guitar?

The Kid thinks:  Of course it's a gold mic.  I must go to bed, this song is killing me.

Weekend Update

We open with two jokes on Noreaster Nemo, and then two on drones, which is the first time the show has tried to poke fun at an Obama stance in a long time.   The two best friends of Richard III from growing up come out to support their much despised comrade.  This long running bit with Fred Armissen and Vanessa Bayer whispering the bad stuff.  It's tired, and even Bayer at full tilt can barely save it.  I do love Seth's Honey Boo Boo face.  The Steven Segall joke works because of Meyer's canny delivery, as does the grammar joke that follows.  Kenan Thompson is out as Cory, the one black guy in every commercial.  This is fresh, pointed and full of energy.  He has to high five every twelve seconds or he dies.  The Snap Chat joke, the Monopoly joke and the least literate city jokes all killed.  Meyers always closes so strongly when he gets away from regular hard news and goes with the off kilter stuff.  I think this is the Daily Show/Twitter effect.  We have already heard the best versions of the hard news jokes almost immediately after they have happened.  By the time Saturday rolls around, none of it's new anymore.

Say More Stuff

Okay, so we start with a Grease parody, which is unexpected, and then we start playing with expectations.  Billy (Bieber) isn't as worldly as he would appear, but Angie (Cecily Strong) doesn't mind.  As this develops, the guys keep laying on the double entendres to which Billy is oblivious, and the girls keep questioning why Angie would go out with him.  Each scenario is more ludicrous than the last, until the punch:  Billy's 11.  Angie doesn't care because he can sing, and now we have a skeevy and wonderful parody of most of Bieber's professional life.  This was pretty heady stuff and pretty funny.

The Miley Cyrus Show

We haven't seen this sketch in a long time.  When Cyrus hosted SNL, she played Bieber.  Revenge is at hand.   I love Billy Ray's hair being exactly like Miley's.  Bieber is playing Pete Defelco, the president of her fan club.  Bieber is ragging on Bieber and then he gets in his pot apology.  Then we get a clip of Miley's secret wedding to Gale Liam Hemsworth.  Taran Killam is scared as Hemsworth as he should be.  This was a very short skit.  I realize there weren't many notes to play, but Bieber was giving his all, we might have explored the super fan's intensity a little more or something.

Meeting the Family

Heather (Nasim Pedrad) brings her boyfriend (Bieber) home to meet the family.  Taran Killam is playing her ne'er-do-well older brother, Edward.  Who then messes with Michael for the rest of the sketch over a glottal slip.  Bieber can't keep in character.  The audience is loving this.  "Show me your secrets, beautiful drifter."  Killam is great because he commits, wholly.

A Sexy Valentine's Day Message from Justin Bieber to You.

This was a funny little bit because Bieber has been hosting Taco (Bobby Moynihan) for the last three months, and Bieber was sexting Hillary Clinton.  I do love the ludicrous when grounded in reasonable expectations.

Justin Bieber:  Nothing Like Us

Jeffrey Ross also plays the piano.  Shouldn't his Comedy Central show have been a hit, then?  They have been working the hell out of Bieber tonight, haven't they?

Booker T. Washington High School Valentine's Dance

Pahroah is playing Principal Fry, one of his best recurring characters.  The dance is a celebration of abstinence, with Bieber and Pedrad playing the social chairs for the dance and practioners of abstinence.  Pedrad doesn't have many lines but she's hysterical.  I love Pharoah so much here, is it wrong that I want him to be hired as the male lead in the new Beverly Hills Cop show CBS is planning.  The character is supposed to be Axel Foley's son, and Eddie Murphy is participating.  Pharoah would be too perfect.

Final Bows

This was a fine episode.  Not on the level of either Bruno Mars or Martin Short, but not awful by any stretch.  I know why they feel they need to reprise characters (not everyone catches every episode), but this is a rather limited view of how people consume television now.  If you hear on Monday or Sunday afternoon that something was funny, you go online and watch that sketch.  You don't have to repeat the jokes as often because we can watch the original joke as many times as we want.  The sketches that didn't work for me (or the studio audience) seemed to be the ones that were repeats ("The Californians", "The Two Best Friends of [ruthless dictator] From Growing Up).  The main exception to this is the "Booker T. Washington" sketch.  Yes, Pharoah has done this three times this season alone, but it still kills, primarily because he's committed and the structure is the same but the jokes are different.  The Miley Cyrus Show sketch is a repeat as well, but this is the first time it's been out in a year.

Best Sketch:  Say More Stuff

Worst Sketch:  The Californians

But it's been a great night.  My thanks to Justin Bieber...Justin Bieber...Whoopi Goldberg...and the cast and crew.  You guys are the best.  Good night, everybody!!

Good TV Tonight: Sunday, February 10

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New TV Tonight:

8:00 on CBS--The Grammy's--It's CBS' time to shine as "music's biggest night" finally arrives.  Live performances from (in descending preferential order) The Black Keys, Bruno Mars, Taylor Swift, The Lumineers, Jack White, fun., Justin Timberlake & Jay-Z, Mumford & Sons, Rihanna (unless it's "Diamonds", then to the bottom of the list go you), Elton John & Ed Sheerhan, Frank Ocean, Kelly Clarkson, Maroon 5 & Alicia Keys, Justin Beiber, Dierks Bentley & Miranda Lambert, Carrie Underwood

8:00 on Syfy--Battlestar Galactica:  Blood and Chrome--The web series gets compiled back into a two hour movie with new material.  Young William Adama fights in the first Cylon War.  I am a completist, so even though Ronald D. Moore isn't a part of the project, I must watch this.

9:00 on AMC--The Walking Dead--The very strong third season returns with new people in the prison and Woodbury shaken by Rick's attack.

Don't Forget:

8:00 on ABC--Once Upon a Time--The Giant (Lost's Jorge Garcia) comes to Storybrooke. 

8:00 on FOX--The Simpsons--Bart's dream girl returns to Springfield.

8:30 on FOX--Bob's Burgers--Bob struggles to find the perfect Valentine's day gift for Linda.  Tinal, Louise and Gene to the rescue.

9:00 on PBS--Downton Abbey--Now that they've put that troublesome death behind them, Robert wants to field a killer cricket team to beat the townies once and for all.

9:00 on Showtime--Shameless--Carl is off to cancer camp and Fiona plans a coup.

9:00 on HBO--Girls--Hannah is smitten with a 40-something doctor and his seemingly perfect life.

9:30 on HBO--Enlightened--Tyler starts dating the CEO's secretary.  But is it for business or pleasure?

Also:

8:00--Here Comes Honey Boo Boo:  A Very Boo Christmas
9:00--Revenge, Family Guy, Saturday Night Live in the Eighties
9:30--American Dad
10:00--House of Lies, Talking Dead
10:30--Californiacation

Good TV Tonight: Sunday, February 24

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New TV Tonight:

8:30 on ABC--The Academy Awards--Seth MacFarlane (really?) hosts Hollywood's biggest night.  I'm rooting for a Django win for the big prize and are feared of Silver Linings Playbook upset.  I'd be okay with Argo but would prefer Life of Pi more. 

Don't Forget:

9:00 on Showtime--Shameless--The kids are separated, and Fiona has got to find Frank.

9:00 on AMC--The Walking Dead--What's worse?  The Governor letting a pack of walkers loose in your home or having Merle come live with you?

9:00 on HBO--Girls--Hannah and Jessa go upstate to visit her estranged dad.

9:30 on HBO--Enlightened--The noose tightens but is it Abaddonn or Amy that feels its grip?

Also:

8:00--Amazing Race
9:00--Saturday Night Live in the 2000's
10:00--House of Lies, Talking Dead
10:30--Californiacation

Good TV Tonight: Monday, February 25

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Good TV Tonight

8:00 on The CW--The Carrie Diaries--Dorrit doesn't want to go to The Nutcracker, and Carrie wants to leave the school dance early.

8:00 on CBS--How I Met Your Mother--Barney's dreaded playbook returns.

9:00 on ABC Family--Bunheads--Season Finale.  Michelle auditions for a Broadway show as Sasha contemplates the girls maturing.

9:00 on FOX--The Following--Ryan is trapped with Emma and her crew and tries to turm them against one another.


10:00 on ABC--Castle--James Brolin guests as Castle's dad, as Castle goes to extremes to get his daughter back.

Also:
7:30--Adventure Time
8:00--Regular Show, Bones, The Bachelor, Switched at Birth, Biggest Loser, Love & Hip-Hop
8:30--MAD, Rules of Engagement

9:00--Being Human, 90210, 2 Broke Girls, Dallas
9:30--Mike & Molly
10:00--Deception, Lost Girl, Hawaii 5-0, Monday Mornings

24 Şubat 2013 Pazar

HOT or NOT: The Ensemble of KINKY BOOTS

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Next Sunday, another anticipated Broadway musical, Kinky Boots, begins previews at the Al Hirschfeld Theatre.  This splashy musical with a book by Harvey Fierstein and a score by Cyndi Lauper is sure to be a crowd-pleaser.  The cast is huge!  So there will be two weeks of polls - this week's poll is in two parts!  You'll be deciding on 2 Female Ensemble Members and 3 Male Ensemble Members  to send to the finals later this year, as we cast the HOTTEST MUSICAL STARS OF THE 2012 - 2013 SEASON!

Remember, that "HOT" isn't just about looks.  It's also about talent and that "it factor."  "HOT" is more than a pretty face!  When you vote this week, be sure to use the scroll bar to move down the poll, and click "DONE" after BOTH polls to make your vote count!  The polls follow the pictures of the cast, and will close on Thursday, February 28 at 7PM.


HOT or NOT: The Ensemble of 
KINKY BOOTS

Polls After Pictures: Male and Female Members: 
Vote "HOT" for as many or as few as YOU like.  
BE SURE YOU CLICK "DONE" AT THE BOTTOM OF BOTH POLLS.
NOTE: THERE ARE MALE ENSEMBLE MEMBERS IN BOTH PARTS, 
SO BE SURE TO CONSIDER ALL OF THEM!

Female Ensemble Members
Adinah Alexander and Caroline Bowman
Ellyn Marie Marsh
Jennifer Perry and Tory Ross
Male Ensemble Members
Eric Anderson and Eugene Barry-Hill
Stephen Berger and Paul Canaan
Andy Kelso and Kevin Smith Kirkwood
Eric Leviton and John Jeffrey Martin
Kyle Taylor Parker and Kyle Post
Charlie Sutton and Joey Taranto

POLL PART I - COMPLETE, CLICK "DONE"POLL PART II IS BELOW.  DO BOTH PARTS!
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AFTER YOU HAVE CLICKED "DONE,"COMPLETE PART II, BELOW.  BE SURE YOU CLICK "DONE" AGAIN!


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JKTS Chat: Chaotic Corey's College Journey Part 2

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A few weeks ago, one of my favorite, most loyal readers "Chaotic Corey," shared with us the first few of many steps in that, well, chaotic, rite of passage: getting into a college of our choice.  And, as if that isn't tough enough, he's also auditioning to get into a performing arts program AT one of those colleges!  Last time out (HERE), he shared all about how he came to want a career in the arts and how he's built up experience, education and preparation just to get ready for all this.

Now, he talks about his experience at Clemson University.


5More Quick Questions for Chaotic Corey
AMDA's New York City Campus
1. So, you just finished your first college audition!  Congratulations! Where was it?  Where does this school rank on your wish list ofschools?
Corey:  I did. This was technically my second collegeaudition since I previously auditioned for AMDA last summer, but it feels likemy first audition because that was so long ago! Hahaha! It went really well.This audition was for Clemson which is a pretty big school in upstate SouthCarolina (home of my favorite football team. Go Tigers!). This probably ranksabout 3rd on my list of 4 schools. This is because they do not have a MusicalTheatre program. They have an Acting BFA with an "emphasis" in MT. SoI wouldn't receive a MT degree from this school. 

2. Explain the audition process and audition itself.  How similar anddifferent was it from regular show auditions?  Who was there?  Didyou meet any fellow perspective students?
Corey:  Well, this audition was the shortest of all myauditions. I arrived at the school at 9 in the morning to check in at theirPerforming Arts Center, the Brooks Center. Here, I had my picture taken, gavethem my letters of recommendation and my headshot, and I took a seat. I tookthe waiting time to chat to some students at the school already and questionthem about their program and their experience and I also took the time to talkto the other auditioners. This was a great experience because I got to learn alot about other people, the program, and even a little bit about what my chanceswere of getting into this school. This audition process was similar to a showaudition, just longer waiting time. About 30 minutes before my audition, Iasked if there was a practice room where I could warm up and a student led meto a practice room where I warmed up for my audition. They came and got me andled me to the audition room where I auditioned for a room with 3 female judges.I did my two monologues, sang my song, and talked with them for about 10minutes and that was that!
3. They say hindsight is 20/20.  Now that you are done the first one,how do you feel you did?  What would you have done differently? What, if anything, about this experience did you learn that you can applyto future auditions?
Corey:  I feel like I did really well. I definitely wish Iwould have remembered to bring my water because I forgot it at the hotel andhad to keep running back to the water fountain to "wet my whistle". Ifeel like it went really well and I think the judges like me and enjoyed myperformance. As the student was taking me to my practice room, she asked whatprogram I was auditioning for and when I told her MT, she seemed enthusiastic.She claimed that their program only had 3 good Musical Theatre guys at the timeand they were in need of more, so that raises my chances of acceptance, Iguess! WOO!
One crucial decision: what song do I audition with?

Inside the Brooks Center: Drink a lot
STAY HYDRATED!

4. I know you did a lot of prep for this audition.  What was theapplication process like for this school?  Do you feel like you wereprepared enough?  Were there any surprises?
Corey:  Lots and lots of prep! It always feels like Iprepare TOO much for auditions. Hahaha! But, it really paid off in the end. Forthis audition, I worked every week with my voice coach on my song and on mymonologues. The application process for this school was simple. It was justlike any application process, I filled out my application online and have yetto be informed of my academic acceptance (I learn about that at the end of thisweek ahhh). After that I had to apply for an audition on one of the auditiondates that were open. When I did, I was informed when my audition would be andwhat to prepare for it. 

Brooks Center at Clemson University

5. Did you get to tour the campus?  The performing arts building(s)? Meet any faculty?  Now that you've actually been there, does theschool live up to your initial expectations?  If you are accepted, willthis school still be one of your choices? (I know it may be early for adefinitive answer to this...)
Corey:  Well, back in September I actually visited theschool and I have been on about 3 different campus tours because I live closeto the school. In September though, I met with the head of the Performing ArtsDepartment who took me on a tour around the PA Center and showed me all the insand outs of the program. At my audition though, I was able to meet some of theprofessors I would have if I were to go to the school and it was nice meetingthem and learning their goals for us and what they expect from students. Theaudition was a HUGE help and I can't wait for my next one this weekend in Elon,North Carolina!

Photos provided by Corey and Getty Images.
Jeff4. 172

JKTS CONTEST: WIN Tickets to HANDS ON A HARDBODY!

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Afteran acclaimed run at LaJolla Playhouse, Hands on a Hardbody has arrived onBroadway!   And now here’s your chance toget your hands on a pair of tickets!  But you have to act FAST!  Check out all the details below, then enterto win by Wednesday, February 27 at7PM!

ABOUT THE SHOW AND ITS CREATORS

TENContestants.  FOUR Days.  ONE Truck. A new musical about holding onto a dream…and not letting go.
Forten hard-luck Texans, a new lease on life is so close they can touch it. Undera scorching sun for days on end, armed with nothing but hope, humor andambition, they’ll fight to keep at least one hand on a brand-new truck in orderto win it. In the hilarious, hard-fought contest that is Hands on a Hardbody,only one winner can drive away with the American Dream.
Inspiredby true events, this new musical features a book by Doug Wright (Pulitzer Prizewinner, I Am My Own Wife), lyrics by Amanda Green (Bring It On: The Musical),and music by Trey Anastasio (Phish) and Amanda Green. Directed by Neil Pepe(Speed-The-Plow) with musical staging by Sergio Trujillo (Jersey Boys,Memphis), it is based on the acclaimed 1997 documentary of the same name byS.R. Bindler, produced by Kevin Morris and Bindler.
Formore information via online and social networks:
  • Website:http://www.handsonahardbody.com/
  • Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/HardbodyMusical
  • Twitter:https://twitter.com/HardbodyMusical
  • Instagram:http://instagram.com/hardbodymusical
  • YouTube:http://www.youtube.com/user/HardbodyMusical
THE PRIZE
  • Twotickets to Hands on a Hardbody on Broadway at the Brooks Atkinson Theatre.
  • Thewinner will receive a voucher redeemable for two tickets to any Monday, Tuesday,Wednesday or Thursday performance March 4 - 28, 2013. (Offer excludesThursday, March 21.)


THECONTEST
  • Answerthe following 5 questions.  
  • Putthe answers (Letter AND Answer, Ex. B. Angela Lansbury) in an email with HARDBODY CONTEST in the subject heading and send it to jkstheatrescene@yahoo.com. Include your name and location.  
  • Entrieswill be accepted until 7PM on Wednesday, February 27.  One entry per emailaddress. Duplicates will be disqualified.


1. Oneof the stars of the show, Keith Carradine, played which real-life person in a1991 musical?a.      CharlieChaplinb.     FlorenzZiegfeldc.      WillRogersd.     JohnnyCash
      2.  LyricistAmanda Green provided lyrics for which other musical?a.      TheStory of My Lifeb.     HighFidelityc.      UrbanCowboyd.     Onthe Town
       3.  JayArmstrong Johnson understudied Aaron Tveit in which show?a.      Hairsprayb.     Wickedc.      CatchMe If You Cand.     Nextto Normal
       4.  Hardbody’smusical stager, Sergio Trujillo, won a Tony Award for his choreography forJersey Boys.a.      Trueb.     False
       5.  TreyAnastasio, who wrote the music for Hardbody, is a member of which band?a.      Phishb.     GreenDayc.      BonJovid.     U2
THE FINE PRINT
  • One entryper email address.  Duplicates will be disqualified.
  • Ifyou won a contest from this blog for tickets to any shows this season (Who'sAfraid of Virginia Woolf?, Old Jews Telling Jokes, The Heiress, Scandalous,Chaplin, Peter and the Starcatcher, Golden Boy, Dead Accounts, NiceWork If You Can Get It or Orphans) you are NOT eligible to win this contest.
  • JK'sTheatreScene is not responsible for late or lost entries.
  • JK'sTheatreScene is not responsible for changes in casting, seatsreceived by the winner, cancelled or missed performances.
  • Followingthe complete rules for collecting the prize is the sole responsibility of thewinner.

GOODLUCK!
Jeff4.173 

64th Annual Primetime Emmy Nominations- BC's Final Picks

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Pandora Will Open Up Her Emmy Nomination Box Thursday Morning
Lots of TV Stars will have visions of Emmy Statuettes dancing in their head this summer.  (Photo by Bryan Curtiss)- Bryan Curtiss, Writer
On Thursday morning, Kerry Washington and Nick Offerman will announce the nominations for the 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards. One or both of them could be nominees this year. The Emmy Awards honor the best of television, but that is debatable. We each have our very own tastes in what we individually consider “The Best of Television” (please refer to The Bryan Awards as an example of this). But, year in, year out, there are more twists, shocks, and surprises than on Big Brother, and like with Big Brother, with the Emmy nominations, I have learned to “expect the unexpected.”

So, with that said, here are my final Emmy nomination predictions, starting with Comedy, then Drama, followed by Movie/Miniseries, and Variety/Reality.


Outstanding Comedy Series:
The Big Bang Theory (CBS)
Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO)
Louie (F/X)
Modern Family (ABC)
Parks and Recreation (NBC)
30 Rock (NBC)

Upset Picks: Glee (Fox), New Girl (Fox), Veep (HBO)


Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series:
Johnny Galecki (The Big Bang Theory, CBS)
Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory, CBS)
Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm, HBO)
Don Cheadle (House of Lies, Showtime)
Louis C.K. (Louie, F/X)
Alec Baldwin (30 Rock, NBC)

Upset Picks: Adam Scott (Parks and Recreation, NBC), Jon Cryer (Two and a Half Men, CBS)


Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series:
Laura Linney (The Big C, Showtime)
Laura Dern (Enlightened, HBO)
Zooey Deschanel (New Girl, Fox)
Amy Poehler (Parks and Recreation, NBC)
Tina Fey (30 Rock, NBC)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Veep, HBO)

Upset Picks: Lena Dunham (Girls, HBO), Melissa McCarthy (Mike & Molly, CBS), Edie Falco (Nurse Jackie, Showtime), Lisa Kudrow (Web Therapy, Showtime)


Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series:
Ty Burrell (Modern Family, ABC)
Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family, ABC)
Ed O’Neill (Modern Family, ABC)
Eric Stonestreet (Modern Family, ABC)
Max Greenfield (New Girl, Fox)
Nick Offerman (Parks and Recreation, NBC)

Upset Picks: Chris Colfer (Glee, Fox), Damon Wayans Jr. (Happy Endings, ABC), Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live, NBC)


Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series:
Kathryn Joosten (Desperate Housewives, ABC)
Betty White (Hot in Cleveland, TV Land)
Julie Bowen (Modern Family, ABC)
Sofia Vergara (Modern Family, ABC)
Cloris Leachman (Raising Hope, Fox)
Kristen Wiig (Saturday Night Live, NBC)

Dark Horses: Jane Lynch (Glee, Fox), Casey Wilson (Happy Endings, ABC), Wendie Malick (Hot in Cleveland, TV Land), Jane Krakowski (30 Rock, NBC)


Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series:

Alan Alda (The Big C, Showtime)
Michael J. Fox (Curb Your Enthusiasm, HBO)
Matt Bomer (Glee, Fox)
Jimmy Fallon (Saturday Night Live, NBC)
Will Arnett (30 Rock, NBC)
Kelsey Grammer (30 Rock, NBC)

Upset Picks: Sean Hayes (Hot in Cleveland, TV Land or Parks and Recreation, NBC), Bobby Cannavale (Modern Family, ABC), Greg Kinnear (Modern Family, ABC), Louis C.K. (Parks and Recreation, NBC), Carl Reiner (Parks and Recreation, NBC)

Outstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series:
Whoopi Goldberg (Glee, Fox)
Ellen Barkin (Modern Family, ABC)
Patricia Clarkson (Parks and Recreation, NBC)
Melissa McCarthy (Saturday Night Live, NBC)
Elaine Stritch (30 Rock, NBC)
Kathy Bates (Two and a Half Men, CBS)

Upset Picks: Susan Sarandon (The Big C, Showtime), Dot-Marie Jones (Glee, Fox), Doris Roberts, Rhea Perlman, and/or Kristin Chenoweth (Hot in Cleveland, TV Land), Kathryn Hahn (Parks and Recreation, NBC), Zooey Deschanel (Saturday Night Live, NBC), Elizabeth Banks (30 Rock, NBC), Susan Sarandon (30 Rock, NBC), Blythe Danner (Up All Night, NBC), Megan Mullally (Parks and Recreation or Up All Night, NBC)

Outstanding Drama Series:
Boardwalk Empire (HBO)
Breaking Bad (AMC)
Downton Abbey – Masterpiece (PBS)
Game of Thrones (HBO)
Homeland (Showtime)
Mad Men (AMC)

Upset Picks: Dexter (Showtime), The Good Wife (CBS), House (Fox), Smash (NBC)


Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series:
Steve Buscemi (Boardwalk Empire, HBO)
Kelsey Grammer (Boss, Starz)
Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad, AMC)
Damian Lewis (Homeland, Showtime)
Dustin Hoffman (Luck, HBO)
Jon Hamm (Mad Men, AMC)

Upset Picks: Michael C. Hall (Dexter, Showtime), Hugh Laurie (House, Fox), Timothy Olyphant (Justified, F/X), Patrick J. Adams (Suits, USA)

Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series:
Glenn Close (Damages, The 101)
Elizabeth McGovern (Downton Abbey, PBS)
Julianna Margulies (The Good Wife, CBS)
Claire Danes (Homeland, Showtime)
Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU, NBC)
Elisabeth Moss (Mad Men, AMC)

Upset Picks: Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer, TNT), Michelle Dockery (Downton Abbey, PBS), Jessica Paré (Mad Men, AMC), Kerry Washington (Scandal, ABC), Debra Messing (Smash, NBC)


Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series:
Giancarlo Esposito (Breaking Bad, AMC)
Aaron Paul (Breaking Bad, AMC)
Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones, HBO)
Josh Charles (The Good Wife, CBS)
Mandy Patinkin (Homeland, Showtime)
John Slattery (Mad Men, AMC)

Upset Picks: Dylan Baker (Damages, The 101), Alan Cumming (The Good Wife, CBS), Walton Goggins (Justified, F/X), Neal McDonough (Justified, F/X), Jared Harris (Mad Men, AMC), Vincent Kartheiser (Mad Men, AMC), Andre Braugher (Men of a Certain Age, TNT)


Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series:
Kelly Macdonald (Boardwalk Empire, HBO)
Anna Gunn (Breaking Bad, AMC)
Dame Maggie Smith (Downton Abbey, PBS)
Christine Baranski (The Good Wife, CBS)
Archie Panjabi (The Good Wife, CBS)
Christina Hendricks (Mad Men, AMC)

Upset Picks: Morena Baccarin (Homeland, Showtime), January Jones (Mad Men, AMC), Megan Hilty (Smash, NBC), Anjelica Huston (Smash, NBC), Katharine McPhee (Smash, NBC)


Outstanding Guest Actor in a Drama Series:
Fred Willard (The Closer, TNT)
Chris Messina (Damages, The 101)
Michael J. Fox (The Good Wife, CBS)
Matthew Perry (The Good Wife, CBS)
Edward Asner (Hawaii Five-0, CBS)
Robert Morse (Mad Men, CBS)

Upset Picks: Paul McCrane (Harry’s Law, NBC), Alfred Molina (Harry’s Law, NBC), Mykelti Williamson (Justified, F/X), T.R. Knight (Law & Order: SVU, NBC)

Outstanding Guest Actress in a Drama Series:
Carrie Preston (The Good Wife, CBS)
Loretta Devine (Grey’s Anatomy, ABC)
Jean Smart (Harry’s Law, NBC)
Chloe Sevigny (Law & Order: SVU, NBC)
Joan Cusack (Shameless, Showtime)
Louise Fletcher (Shameless, Showtime)

Upset Picks: Debbie Allen (Grey’s Anatomy, ABC), Alexis Bledel (Mad Men, AMC), Julia Ormond (Mad Men, AMC), Bernadette Peters (Smash, NBC), Uma Thurman (Smash, NBC)



Outstanding Made for TV Movie or Miniseries:

American Horror Story (F/X)
Game Change (HBO)
Great Expectations – Masterpiece (PBS)
The Hatfields and McCoys (History)
Hemingway and Gellhorn (HBO)
Sherlock: Scandal in Belgravia (PBS)
Upset Picks: Five (Lifetime), Luther (BBC America), Page Eight – Masterpiece Contemporary (PBS), Treasure Island (SyFy)



Outstanding Lead Actor in a Made for TV Movie or Miniseries:
Woody Harrelson (Game Change, HBO)
Clive Owen (Hemingway and Gellhorn, HBO)
Idris Elba (Luther, BBC America)
Bill Nighy (Page Eight, PBS)
Benedict Cumberbatch (Sherlock: Scandal in Belgravia, PBS)

Upset Picks: Dylan McDermott (American Horror Story, F/X), Dominic West (Appropriate Adult or The Hour, BBC America)


Outstanding Lead Actress in a Made for TV Movie or Miniseries:
Connie Britton (American Horror Story, F/X)
Emily Watson (Appropriate Adult)
Julianne Moore (Game Change, HBO)
Nicole Kidman (Hemingway and Gellhorn, HBO)
Rachel Weisz (Page Eight, PBS)

Upset Picks: Patricia Clarkson (Five, Lifetime), Melissa Leo (The Space Between, USA)


Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Made for TV Movie or Miniseries:
Ed Harris (Game Change, HBO)
Powers Boothe (The Hatfields and McCoys, History)
David Strathairn (Hemingway and Gellhorn, HBO)
Ralph Fiennes (Page Eight, PBS)
Sir Michael Gambon (Page Eight, PBS)

Upset Picks: Denis O’Hare (American Horror Story, F/X), Jeffrey Tambor (Five, Lifetime), Peter MacNicol (Game Change, HBO), Tom Berenger (The Hatfields and McCoys, History), Tony Shalhoub (Five, Lifetime or Hemingway and Gellhorn, HBO), or Robert Duvall (Hemingway and Gellhorn, HBO)


Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Made for TV Movie or Miniseries:
Frances Conroy (American Horror Story, F/X)
Jessica Lange (American Horror Story, F/X)
Sarah Paulson (Game Change, HBO)
Mare Winningham (The Hatfields and McCoys, HBO)
Judy Davis (Page Eight, PBS)

Upset Picks: Gillian Anderson (Great Expectations, PBS or Moby Dick, Starz), Molly Parker (Hemingway and Gellhorn, HBO)



Variety Series:
The Colbert Report (Comedy Central)
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (NBC)
The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS)
Saturday Night Live (NBC)

Upset Picks: Conan (TBS), Kathy (Bravo), The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (CBS)



Reality-Competition Program:
The Amazing Race (CBS)
American Idol (Fox)
Project Runway (Lifetime)
So You Think You Can Dance (Fox)
Top Chef (Bravo)
The Voice (NBC)

Upset Picks: Dancing With the Stars (ABC), Survivor (CBS), The X Factor (Fox)


Reality Host:
Phil Keoghan (The Amazing Race, CBS)
Ryan Seacrest (American Idol, Fox)
Tom Bergeron (Dancing With the Stars, ABC)
Cat Deeley (So You Think You Can Dance, Fox)
Jeff Probst (Survivor, CBS)

Upset Picks: Heidi Klum (Project Runway, Lifetime), Padma Lakshmi (Top Chef, Bravo), Carson Daly (The Voice, NBC)


Other Things To Watch Out For:
- South Park being snubbed for Animated Program ("Jackin' It"- if submitted for Music and Lyrics, could sneak in that category)
- Can any other freshman series besides Homeland break in?
- What program will get 20 nominations or more?
- Are The Daily Show, The Amazing Race, Modern Family, and Mad Men beatable?
- What surprise snubs could happen?

The DJBC Happy Hour radio program will recap Thursday's nominations on Monday (July 23).


Media Rants: On Elections--The Media's Ottinger Effect

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On Elections: The Media’s Ottinger Effect

by Tony Palmeri 
From the September 2012 issue of The SCENE 
Though not old enough to vote at the time, the first political campaign I followed closely was Jimmy “I've looked on a lot of women with lust” Carter v. Gerald “There is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe” Ford in 1976. Subsequently I became a bona fide political communication junkie, almost obsessively keeping tabs on local, state, and national elections.
Like most voters I rely on mainstream mass media for information about issues and candidates. I peruse newspapers, magazines, television, radio, and a variety of electronic media sources. The experience is never pleasant, is often maddening, and requires sifting through tons of bull crap to get to anything beneficial. 
What’s frustrating is that before each election cycle, mainstream media always promise to feature reporting and punditry that will be high quality or at least better than the last time. Before the election season commences, the media create an image of themselves that they never quite live up to: the image of the crusading fourth estate debunking candidates’ false claims, forcing serious and wide ranging discussion of vital issues, and being responsive to the real concerns of the electorate.
In failing to live up to an image, mainstream media are much like some politicians. In TheCongress Dictionary, Paul Dickson and Paul Clancy refer to “the phenomenon of not living up to an image” as the “Ottinger effect.”
Representative Richard Ottinger was a liberal New York Democrat who ran for the US Senate in 1970. The Republican in the race, Charles Goodell, was appointed to complete Bobby Kennedy’s term. Soon after being seated, Goodell irked Republicans by speaking and acting much like Kennedy, especially in opposition to the Vietnam War. The New York Conservative Party nominated James Buckley, and with Goodell and Ottinger splitting the liberal vote Buckley won the seat. Ottinger could and should have won the election even with another liberal in the race, but in debates and other public appearances he could not live up to the statesmanlike image promised by his slick TV ads. Texas Governor Rick Perry’s dismal primary campaign for president this year is a good example of the Ottinger effect on the conservative side. 
(below: Watch Rick Perry's campaign ad on "Proven Leadership." Then watch his "Oops" moment at a Republican debate. A classic example of the Ottinger Effect.). 



Like Ottinger and Perry, mass media promise something edgy and different but when it comes time to deliver the goods they are essentially empty suits.  Below are three examples of the mass media election season Ottinger effect.
First, the failure to effectively debunk false claims. False claims are a fact of like in politics; a rigorous watchdog media is really the only way to hold liars accountable. Unfortunately, the mainstream media’s addiction to a mistaken understanding of “balance” creates a “they all do it” mentality that makes the fact check process almost pointless.Factcheck.org and Politifact.com once held great promise as guides to exposing BS in politics, but both sites are now like a  football referee who calls nothing but offsetting penalties justified via convoluted, rambling explanations. 
Second, the lack of wide ranging discussion. We’re in a presidential election year where the major parties and candidates disturbingly agree on a wide range of issues, from austerity to national security. Yet the mass media will not insist on the presence of third party candidates at debates, nor even question the legitimacy of the “Commission” that blocks third party participation. The Green Party’s Jill Stein, the Libertarian Party’s Gary Johnson, and the Constitution Party’s Virgil Goode, in spite of mainstream media’s only token mention of their names, will all be on the ballot in enough states to technically be able to get enough electoral votes to win the presidency. Additionally, the three of them are the only candidates saying anything substantive about issues. Yet the overwhelming majority of voters will hear nothing about them. More than anything else, mainstream media censorship of ballot qualified third party candidates exposes the incestuous relationship between the major parties and the press.
Third, the failure to be responsive to the real concerns of the electorate. National election coverage especially is now indistinguishable from Entertainment Tonight. In Time Magazine JamesPoniewozik calls 2012 the “Year of the Nontroversy.” He argues that “political news has become full of these trumped up, social media and cable news fanned brouhahas over quotes, anecdotes and associations. We're coming off a decade of war and financial ruin, yet our politics have gone from Israeli settlements to Irish setters, from 9/11 to 7 Eleven.” I’d have given Poniewozik’s column an “A” if he’d pointed out that Time itself long ago established the standard for shallow coverage of campaigns.
Media failure to respond to the real concerns of the electorate is not just a national phenomenon. Talk to anyone who’s ever run for city council or town board and they’ll tell you that voters consistently tell them they are concerned about cracked streets, crime, garbage pick up, removing bird droppings from the parks, snow and ice removal, and other less than sexy issues. But in order for the local media to call someone a “progressive” candidate, he or she has to sign on to some big ticket Chamber of Commerce demand like tax incremental financing or other questionable tax shifting schemes. 
Want to be better informed about elections? You took a great first step by reading this month’s SCENE!